Thieving bastard loaf pan gnomes.

So after a most successful trip to beautiful Ellijay Georgia I now am the proud owner of 1/2 a bushel of Golden Mutsu apples and a peck of winesap apples. So I have begun the work of turning these apples into sortable and delicious items. Friday I went ahead and made applesauce.
Criss Cross Applesauce
4 cored, peeled, sliced Apples
1/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup water
1/2 tablespoon cinnamon (or however much you feel like)
Put in pan cook to death (death may take up to 45 mins)
throw in food processor or blender and turn into applesauce
I then put said apple sauce into freezer quart bags, let it cool out on the cabinet and then threw it in the freezer for future plans.

Sunday is the future!
I went ahead and came up with something to do with my piles of apples. I made some apple bread. It's actually  cooling as I type. However this is not a story of my apple bread because I don't know if it worked yet. It may have just made the house smell like apple bread but in reality be a delicious smelling awful loaf of crap.
I have finished the dough for my bread and it is now time to put said dough into the loaf pans. When it comes to my attention that the pans are not where they should be. This is no cause for worry I often misplace things in my kitchen (I have a very very small galley style kitchen). I look beneath the oven drawer. I reach my hand behind the drawer it isn't uncommon for pans to fall behind the drawer. I burn my arm on my preheated oven. I curse and move on to the cabinets of darkness where pots, pans, griddles and the never used espresso maker live . I find one glass loaf pan, it isn't mine it's my boyfriends and it's 9 inch pan. I want my 8inch pans. I fall to my knees and skid them. It hurts. I curse I make my boyfriend stop his work and help me. They are gone.

Questions flood my mind. Who would I have loaned bread pans to?
How many deal of day bread pans didn't I buy because I thought I had these beautiful 3 pans?
Where could they have gone?

I settle down and just throw enough batter for two 8 inch pans into one 9 inch pan.